In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender.
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